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2nd August 2005

5:47pm: No-one ever had a sexual fantasy of being tied to a bed and ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
Just formalising the whole Friends Only malarkey.

Should you wish to be added as a friend in order to view the increasingly rare postings on this journal you'll have to comment,(unless you're already on my friends list, I know this should be obvious but I have many, many retarded friends...) otherwise I'll probably never notice you've added me.

kthanksbye.
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia

7th July 2005

3:35pm: A pathetic attempt to justify a worthless world view.....
Fuck whoever did it. Catch them and sling them in jail to rot, we'll mourn the dead and then we'll go back to living our lives as we damn well feel like. So you can stick your "Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic" up your collective arse, because we've been bombed by professionals and frankly you aren't all that.

The point about civilisation is that the barbarians are always at the gate, there's no need to dignify them with any more attention than is strictly necessary. The best response to any collection of fucknuts is to ignore them and not let anything change because of them. This applies as much to anyone who gets hysterical about these crimes as it does to the criminals.

I'll save the rant about perspective for another day.
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Jesu - Man/Woman

21st June 2005

9:56am: Aaaaarrrggghhhh.......
In moving-house-stupidity error I have no intarweb connection at home and haven't had since Thursday.

Posting and commenting may be even more erratic than usual for the next couple of weeks....
Current Mood: at work
Current Music: The sound of work

31st May 2005

10:14am: Nearly there.....
I love going on holiday, but this fannying around at airports is fucking tedious.

Could be worse, I could be at work. Eh [info]keefybabe?
Current Mood: waiting
Current Music: The whining of other passengers

18th March 2005

7:43pm: Stolen from the Dr.......
The Usurper
You scored 63% Cardinal, 23% Monk, 14% Lady, and 54% Knight!

You have both the lust for war of the Knight and the wicked morals of
the Cardinal. You are truly a dangerous one who likes power and will
stop at nothing to get it. If the king dares stand in the way of your
ambitions you will have no qualms about removing him from the throne
and placing yourself there instead.

You scored high as both the Knight and the Cardinal. You can try
again to get a more precise description of either the Cardinal or the
Knight, or you can be happy that you're an individual.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 95% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 6% on Monk
You scored higher than 1% on Lady
You scored higher than 60% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid
Current Mood: bollocked by some loser
Current Music: The sound of my wine cooling....

27th February 2005

10:05am: Thought it'd be higher......
I am 38% White Trash.
Not Too White Trashy
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.


This one's much more accurate.

I am 13% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Aphex Twin - Bbydhyonchord

21st February 2005

7:21am: Fuck..........
Fuck RIP, if there is a god he's got a fight on his hands now.

HST 1939-2005.

Somebody invent immortality before there's no writers left....

***EDIT***

Some people on another journal got it so right, so I stole it to share -

One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


cause and effect – Bukowski.
the best often die by their own hand
just to get away,
and those left behind
can never quite understand
why anybody
would ever want to
get away
from
them
Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Radio 4 - Today

9th February 2005

11:52am: Maybe the stars ARE right....


I amGreat Cthulhu!


"And for them shall be set the greatest of the Star-Spawned, and he shall be their Priest!" or
so it is written in the Grimiore Helesh Nasheed. The being known as Great
Cthulhu is the intermediary between the aspirant and the other great
powers. He is envisioned as a towering giant with an eight-tentacled
face. His prodigious corpus is shrouded in wicked shadows cast by his
chiropteran wings. We believe he rests dreaming beneath this world's
oceans emitting dreams to his chosen. The time of his awakening is known.



Which Great Old One are you?
Current Mood: cthonic
Current Music: Godflesh - Wounds

23rd January 2005

2:26pm: Well duh.....
Stolen from many....


You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.

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Verbal/Linguistic

96%

Interpersonal

82%

Intrapersonal

79%

Musical/Rhythmic

68%

Bodily/Kinesthetic

61%

Visual/Spatial

46%

Logical/Mathematical

46%

The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
created with QuizFarm.com
Current Mood: so now I'm coughing too...
Current Music: Nailbomb - Wasting Away

13th January 2005

10:31pm: In the unlikely event anyone's still paying attention.....
The answers to that lyrics bollocks....

1. 36 Crazy Fists - Slit Wrist Theory

2. Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming

3. Nailbomb - World Of Shit

4. Pitchshifter - Diable

5. White Zombie - Electric Head Pt.1

6. Roni Size - Who Told You?

7. Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning

8. Mastodon - March Of The Fire Ants.

9. Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven.

10. PJ Harvey - Shame.

Frankly, I'm amazed anyone got 1 and 8. I thought 3 was piss easy. Shows what I know.
Current Mood: still drinking....
Current Music: PJ Harvey - Who The Fuck

7th January 2005

6:53pm: Here, at last, is unambigious testimony to the historiographical impact of literacy......
First post of the year, and it's a completely sheeplike quiz.

Random lyrics from albums I've been mp3-ing this week -

1. With the absence of eye, I can start to bleed again.
guessed by [info]goodwin666
2. And the army ants, They leave nothin' but the bones.

3. I don't need your false friendship, Freedom is a bunch of shit.

4. Can't waste it like I do, I know me better.

5. And the roadshow thrills pack the freaks and the phonies.
guessed by [info]k_matic
6. Got me deep inside the drum you see it's blackness.

7. Your Papa never told you About right and wrong.
guessed by [info]lex3000
8. As passion encircles the daily storm, the heart bleeds and droughts do not.

9. An underwater guy who controlled the sea.
guessed by [info]podman
10. And I was hypnotised, From the first to the last.
guessed by [info]theheatherfreak


Easy peasy.....
Current Mood: slightly irritated
Current Music: DJ Shadow - Mashin' on the Motorway

4th December 2004

11:40am: FACT=TRUTH.......
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Current Mood: not goth
Current Music: Anal Cunt - Rancid Sucks

29th November 2004

8:53pm: There's nothing like vibrating in counterpoint to your chemically induced anxieties......
Well that was a pleasant weekend.

Above-average chats in the pub on Friday, followed by cava and dirty kebab.

Vagrant wanderings and bullshitting with my hetero life-mate [info]djimm on Saturday afternoon, followed up with meeting [info]k_matic for a guided trip to the Cherman market. I was then dragged out of the beer tent by [info]theheatherfreak, kicking and screaming, to go to a sushi party. Which turned out to be fabulous and full of people I haven't seen in ages, including a mutual stalkee I haven't seen since my last cancer battle.

Needless to say, off we went to Mojo's where we bankrupted ourselves with the cocktails. After becoming blood brothers with some bloke with a giant 'fro, we staggered to Sandinista where everything went a bit blurred....

Because [info]theheatherfreak was broken on Sunday, I went alone to meet the previous night's reprobates at Oporto for a godlike Sunday lunch, wheat beer and gossip. Another quick trip to the Cherman market and then home to a Freak that felt well enough to imbibe some red wine.

Today my new dose of thyroxine really kicked in, and so we'll draw a curtain across the hyper mayhem. I'm off to read my finally arrived Stoic manuals and to bare my teeth at every sound.

The course I'm on for the next two days should be nice.....
Current Mood: really really really hyper
Current Music: System Of A Down - Science

27th November 2004

1:13pm: Hell yeah......
      
burslem is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


Nabbed from [info]theheatherfreak and [info]attack_monkey
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Killing Joke - War Dance

9th November 2004

8:34pm: Cheap Cava??????
I've got to find more time to jot down my shite.

Unfortunately it's caught between job-heaven and the release of Rome:Total War and Football Manager 2005. Sad moi???

Actually thanks to the job I may go at least semi-friends-only. It'd be easier to type stuff without worrying about who may find it accidently, so in the extremely unlikely event anyone's reading this without jumping aboard the Carl-love-athon speak soon or forever lose your drivel reading rights....

Missed Friday, as is becoming all too common, but had a good weekend anyway. Lot's of sitting on my fat arse followed up with NikkyBoy and Glenn's DJ-tastic night at The George. Thanks to Williams' Syndrome I even missed [info]keefybabe's traditional arse showing. Result.

I'll try to catch up more when I sort out this friends only malarkey.....
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Pitchshifter - (A Higher Form Of) Killing

20th October 2004

10:19pm: Oooo, an entry look you......
Cheers to Matt for a very pleasant evening in the company of Iain M Banks, followed up by a pint and medieval history discussion. I almost feel like I have a life....

I love my job and everything but I'm just so fucking busy right now, I hope only to achieve some kind of balance soon. Needless to say I'm still stalking y'all through LJ anytime I'm sat at my desk.

Because I'm too lazy tired to repeat the post, check out some dready and Daddy pics from the summer on this post.....
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Outkast - Hey Ya

12th October 2004

12:34am: Happiness is a warm, oily sword.....
Having stolen borrowed some lint-free cloths from work I spent a happy hour last night breaking out the gun oil and cleaning my sword. Although Ms Freak seems to childishly think that "polishing my sword" is cause for immature amusement, I can assure you that it is instead an act of deep spiritual happiness for me*. Anyone who wishes to disagree may choose their second and place of combat....

The weekend was extremely filling thanks to a trip to Amigo's Tapas restaurant and its never-ending party menu. I spent Sunday being happily bloated.

I think tonight brings NFL gheyness, if you read this [info]djimm can you text/ring/email me to confirm?

* Mind you so is having a wank...
Current Mood: geeky
Current Music: The hum of many misfiring servers....

8th October 2004

6:59am: Well, quite....
Why we pray....
Current Mood: gibbous
Current Music: The lapping of the sea of doom....

5th October 2004

6:53am: I really can't get used to the early mornings......
This weekend was a complete bust. I got in Friday and went to bed. I got up on Monday morning and went to work.

In between I barely got out of bed at all. Hopefully once this mutant cold germ, that's dropping people at work so fast that I'm now the whole of the ICT department, has fucked off I'll actually have enough energy to have a life...

Off to [info]djimm's tonight for an evening of American football and beer.

All good....
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Radio 4 - Today

20th September 2004

10:50pm: Bloody memes.....
A ghey meme.... )
Current Mood: listless
Current Music: Bob Marley - Exodus

16th September 2004

8:24pm: Bollocks.....
I've had to stop watching League Of Extraordinary Gentleman halfway through because its sheer awfulness is making my eyes bleed....

I'm at a course tomorrow, chance of a proper update.
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Six Feet Under - No Warning Shot

15th September 2004

8:56pm: Stolen from loads of people.....
I don't post for ages, and then just a crappy meme....

LJ Battle Royale! by monmonito
Username
Weapon you got:None
Your goal in the game:To kill. Period.
Number of students killed:67
For fun, you kill:theheatherfreak
Out of a personal vendetta, you kill:asw909
Accidentally, you kill:amberbutterfly7
You have an alliance with:karma_who
You develop a puppy-love romance with:miss_behave
Watch out for:nocien
Percentage of survival possibility:: 43%
Dying words:"Hey D."
Quiz created with MemeGen!


No weapon, yet loads killed. Sounds about right....
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Hecatomb - War Crimes

7th September 2004

7:55pm: I may have my computer back......
But I'm back to doing IT support, so I've not been too keen to go near my computer to update.  I also have about 75 unread emails waiting for my attention so apologies to my tardiness in replying to any mails anyone has sent.....

Tonight brings the joy of P J Harvey in concert. I can't wait.

And on the ghey-ass meme everyone's doing, if you have such an urge to share your feelings about me help yourself but don't expect me to join the clusterfucks on each individual sickening love-in. Keef's is excepted, but the only way we're going head-to-head on insults is on pay-per-view....

I'll try to update about the fabulous weekend tomorrow.
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: 441 - Hindsight (Backside Mix by Keef Baker)

26th August 2004

11:41am: At least the weather's not looking too bad for the weekend....
Another fine start to the day as I went to collect my mail in shorts with dreads akimbo to terrify one of the several million people who seem to live downstairs.

Today's amusing attack on The Freak will involve the fact that her new heroine, the foul-faced titless scottish harridan who presents You Are What You Eat  with breath taking rudeness*, is a complete fraud with a mail order doctorate in "Holisitic Nutrition", whatever the fuck that is, from Buttfuck University USA. All praise Private Eye as always....

This may be my last post for a while as my daughter's arrival is imminent, for our weekend trip to London, and when we get back she will keep me away from here with a combination of her black belt in hugging and her 24/7 demand to play Black & White and Startopia. Plus the last thing I'd want is her to find this journal. *shudder*

*I've only seen the start of one episode, but I was screaming at the huge lump of lard she was lecturing and abusing - "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHE WEIGHS LESS THAN YOUR BREAKFAST! IF YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF MAKING A FIST JUST EAT THE FUCKING FILTHY ANOREXIC WHORE!"
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Aphex Twin - Vordhosbn
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