Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.

Here are words. See words run. Run words, run.

Here, at last, is unambigious testimony to the historiographical impact of literacy......
First post of the year, and it's a completely sheeplike quiz.

Random lyrics from albums I've been mp3-ing this week -

1. With the absence of eye, I can start to bleed again.
guessed by goodwin666
2. And the army ants, They leave nothin' but the bones.

3. I don't need your false friendship, Freedom is a bunch of shit.

4. Can't waste it like I do, I know me better.

5. And the roadshow thrills pack the freaks and the phonies.
guessed by k_matic
6. Got me deep inside the drum you see it's blackness.

7. Your Papa never told you About right and wrong.
guessed by lex3000
8. As passion encircles the daily storm, the heart bleeds and droughts do not.

9. An underwater guy who controlled the sea.
guessed by podman
10. And I was hypnotised, From the first to the last.
guessed by theheatherfreak

Easy peasy.....

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

There's nothing like vibrating in counterpoint to your chemically induced anxieties......
Well that was a pleasant weekend.

Above-average chats in the pub on Friday, followed by cava and dirty kebab.

Vagrant wanderings and bullshitting with my hetero life-mate djimm on Saturday afternoon, followed up with meeting k_matic for a guided trip to the Cherman market. I was then dragged out of the beer tent by theheatherfreak, kicking and screaming, to go to a sushi party. Which turned out to be fabulous and full of people I haven't seen in ages, including a mutual stalkee I haven't seen since my last cancer battle.

Needless to say, off we went to Mojo's where we bankrupted ourselves with the cocktails. After becoming blood brothers with some bloke with a giant 'fro, we staggered to Sandinista where everything went a bit blurred....

Because theheatherfreak was broken on Sunday, I went alone to meet the previous night's reprobates at Oporto for a godlike Sunday lunch, wheat beer and gossip. Another quick trip to the Cherman market and then home to a Freak that felt well enough to imbibe some red wine.

Today my new dose of thyroxine really kicked in, and so we'll draw a curtain across the hyper mayhem. I'm off to read my finally arrived Stoic manuals and to bare my teeth at every sound.

The course I'm on for the next two days should be nice.....

Hell yeah......
burslem is love
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Nabbed from theheatherfreak and attack_monkey

Cheap Cava??????
I've got to find more time to jot down my shite.

Unfortunately it's caught between job-heaven and the release of Rome:Total War and Football Manager 2005. Sad moi???

Actually thanks to the job I may go at least semi-friends-only. It'd be easier to type stuff without worrying about who may find it accidently, so in the extremely unlikely event anyone's reading this without jumping aboard the Carl-love-athon speak soon or forever lose your drivel reading rights....

Missed Friday, as is becoming all too common, but had a good weekend anyway. Lot's of sitting on my fat arse followed up with NikkyBoy and Glenn's DJ-tastic night at The George. Thanks to Williams' Syndrome I even missed keefybabe's traditional arse showing. Result.

I'll try to catch up more when I sort out this friends only malarkey.....

Would you like a warm glass of milk????

My eyes....

The goggles do nothing....

Oooo, an entry look you......
Cheers to Matt for a very pleasant evening in the company of Iain M Banks, followed up by a pint and medieval history discussion. I almost feel like I have a life....

I love my job and everything but I'm just so fucking busy right now, I hope only to achieve some kind of balance soon. Needless to say I'm still stalking y'all through LJ anytime I'm sat at my desk.

Because I'm too lazy tired to repeat the post, check out some dready and Daddy pics from the summer on this post.....

Happiness is a warm, oily sword.....
Having stolen borrowed some lint-free cloths from work I spent a happy hour last night breaking out the gun oil and cleaning my sword. Although Ms Freak seems to childishly think that "polishing my sword" is cause for immature amusement, I can assure you that it is instead an act of deep spiritual happiness for me*. Anyone who wishes to disagree may choose their second and place of combat....

The weekend was extremely filling thanks to a trip to Amigo's Tapas restaurant and its never-ending party menu. I spent Sunday being happily bloated.

I think tonight brings NFL gheyness, if you read this djimm can you text/ring/email me to confirm?

* Mind you so is having a wank...

Well, quite....
Evil Temujin : by Attack_Monkey
Why we pray....

I really can't get used to the early mornings......
This weekend was a complete bust. I got in Friday and went to bed. I got up on Monday morning and went to work.

In between I barely got out of bed at all. Hopefully once this mutant cold germ, that's dropping people at work so fast that I'm now the whole of the ICT department, has fucked off I'll actually have enough energy to have a life...

Off to djimm's tonight for an evening of American football and beer.

All good....


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