Never say die. I've tried, and it doesn't actually make people die.

Here are words. See words run. Run words, run.

No-one ever had a sexual fantasy of being tied to a bed and ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
Just formalising the whole Friends Only malarkey.

Should you wish to be added as a friend in order to view the increasingly rare postings on this journal you'll have to comment,(unless you're already on my friends list, I know this should be obvious but I have many, many retarded friends...) otherwise I'll probably never notice you've added me.


A pathetic attempt to justify a worthless world view.....
Fuck whoever did it. Catch them and sling them in jail to rot, we'll mourn the dead and then we'll go back to living our lives as we damn well feel like. So you can stick your "Britain is now burning with fear, terror and panic" up your collective arse, because we've been bombed by professionals and frankly you aren't all that.

The point about civilisation is that the barbarians are always at the gate, there's no need to dignify them with any more attention than is strictly necessary. The best response to any collection of fucknuts is to ignore them and not let anything change because of them. This applies as much to anyone who gets hysterical about these crimes as it does to the criminals.

I'll save the rant about perspective for another day.

Grrrrrr!  Thanks to k_matic & djimm
In moving-house-stupidity error I have no intarweb connection at home and haven't had since Thursday.

Posting and commenting may be even more erratic than usual for the next couple of weeks....

Nearly there.....
In the light
I love going on holiday, but this fannying around at airports is fucking tedious.

Could be worse, I could be at work. Eh keefybabe?

Stolen from the Dr.......
The Usurper
You scored 63% Cardinal, 23% Monk, 14% Lady, and 54% Knight!

You have both the lust for war of the Knight and the wicked morals of
the Cardinal. You are truly a dangerous one who likes power and will
stop at nothing to get it. If the king dares stand in the way of your
ambitions you will have no qualms about removing him from the throne
and placing yourself there instead.

You scored high as both the Knight and the Cardinal. You can try
again to get a more precise description of either the Cardinal or the
Knight, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 95% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 6% on Monk
You scored higher than 1% on Lady
You scored higher than 60% on Knight
Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on Ok Cupid

Thought it'd be higher......
I am 38% White Trash.
Not Too White Trashy
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

This one's much more accurate.

I am 13% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

Grrrrrr!  Thanks to k_matic & djimm
Fuck RIP, if there is a god he's got a fight on his hands now.

HST 1939-2005.

Somebody invent immortality before there's no writers left....


Some people on another journal got it so right, so I stole it to share -

One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

cause and effect – Bukowski.
the best often die by their own hand
just to get away,
and those left behind
can never quite understand
why anybody
would ever want to
get away

Maybe the stars ARE right....

I amGreat Cthulhu!

"And for them shall be set the greatest of the Star-Spawned, and he shall be their Priest!" or
so it is written in the Grimiore Helesh Nasheed. The being known as Great
Cthulhu is the intermediary between the aspirant and the other great
powers. He is envisioned as a towering giant with an eight-tentacled
face. His prodigious corpus is shrouded in wicked shadows cast by his
chiropteran wings. We believe he rests dreaming beneath this world's
oceans emitting dreams to his chosen. The time of his awakening is known.

Which Great Old One are you?

Well duh.....
Grrrrrr!  Thanks to k_matic & djimm
Stolen from many....

You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.
















The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences
created with

In the unlikely event anyone's still paying attention.....
The answers to that lyrics bollocks....

1. 36 Crazy Fists - Slit Wrist Theory

2. Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming

3. Nailbomb - World Of Shit

4. Pitchshifter - Diable

5. White Zombie - Electric Head Pt.1

6. Roni Size - Who Told You?

7. Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning

8. Mastodon - March Of The Fire Ants.

9. Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven.

10. PJ Harvey - Shame.

Frankly, I'm amazed anyone got 1 and 8. I thought 3 was piss easy. Shows what I know.


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